
Oh, this is the most exquisite, beautiful piece of jewelry I've ever seen.
Oh, I want it! I want it sooo bad!!
So, if you (or someone you know) would like to purchase this beauty for me, I'd gladly accept. In return you'd get a dutiful, obedient wife . . . and when I say dutiful and obedient, I mean somewhat agreeable - what can I say, I'm a bit of a "spitfire" (or so I've been told).