In honor of the upcoming elections, I thought I would re-run a popular 4 part series that I originally posted on "Leonard's Lawn."
The following quotes are taken from one of my favorite books, The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said. I have the Democrat counterpart, but to be honest, it's not as funny because Republicans are just plain stupider than Democrats. I've included one quote by Dan Quayle, but as I was going through my book, I realized he's going to need an entire post of his own. Enjoy!!
"Who will the Antichrist be? I don't know. Nobody else knows. Of course, he'll be Jewish."
- Jerry Falwell (president, Moral Majority, 1979-1990)
"I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism."
- George Bush
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?"
- George Bush, touring Auschwitz in 1987
This is a great day for France!"
- Richard Nixon, attending French president Charles de Gaulle's funeral
"We have every mixture you can have. I have a black, I have a woman, two Jews, and a cripple."
- James Watt (Sec. of the Interior, 1981-1983), describing an Interior Dept. advisory group
"We don't need some character in the Dept. of Education with sandals and beads telling us how to educate our children."
- Pat Buchanan (1996 Republican presidential candidate)
"The President ought to be allowed to hang two men every year without giving any reason or explanation."
- Herbert Hoover (president, 1929-1933)
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles."
- Ronald Reagan
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle
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If you think democrats are whiny, you'll love the third post in this series. I think it will probably be published on Sunday or Monday. Try to contain your excitement.
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